Johnny Landry
Hot off the presses...an exclusive interview with Johnny Landry.  Mr. Landry currently resides in a Ford Econoline parked in front of the Hueco Rock Ranch.  He will be in Hueco through April, 2006.
SS:  So, Mr. Landry, are you a dabber?
JL:  Huh?
SS:  I can vouch for you.  Once a dabber, always a dabber.  You just didn't know that you were a dabber, because you were a dabber before we knew there was such a thing.
JL: Yeah?
SS: So how is the climbing life?
JL:  You can't beat it.
SS:  I've been thinking about taking some time off and trying to see how many mountians I can climb.  The only thing is that I am liking my job right now.  I am working on some interesting projects...
JL:  I would do it sooner than later.
SS:  Where were you staying before you got to Hueco (5 days ago)?
JL:  I was in Boulder.  I soloed the flat irons.  Flat iron #2 was supposed to be 5.2, but we didn't know that you are supposed to go up the right side.  We went straight up.  It was full-on the whole way.
SS:  How hard do you think it was?
JL:  5.9 slab.  It was full-on.  At one point I was on these loose plates.  They could have broken any second.
SS:  How far would you have fallen?
JL:  Up there?  At those plates...probably 500 feet.  It was full-on.
SS:  I guess it doesn't matter wether you have medical insurance or not when you are looking at a fall like that.
JL:  You should come out for a long weekend of bouldering.
SS:  I want to.  So are you climbing strong right now?
JL:  Yeah.
Links to johnny's websites to follow.
Interview is loosely paraphrased, but accurate in spirit.